Events may be slightly out of order, since this is going to be written in the way that my brain is currently functioning, which is not very chronologically. In any case, this has been my December.
WARNING: This post contains multiple and flagrant cases of CAPSLOCK ABUSE.
PUBLIC TRANSPORT: AW HELL NO
ESSAY DEADLINES: *appear on horizon*
MINT: *plays video games*
MINT: OMGWTF *spazflail*
AWESOME AMERICAN FRIEND: Hey, so I have to go back to America in a couple of weeks.
AWESOME CANADIAN FRIEND: Hey, so I have to go back to Canada in a few weeks
EXAM DATE: *appears on horizon*
11TH OF DECEMBER: Hey, it's your birthday today!
MINT: *procrastinates, with SUSHI and FLATMATES*
EXAM DATE: *taps MINT on shoulder*
MINT: Well, shit *more studyflail*
EXAM PAPER: So all that studying you did? Yeah, so not gonna help.
MINT: WTF IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-! *examflail*
FLATMATES: We have exams tomorrow! *studyflail*
MINT: I HAVE NO MORE EXAMS I AM FREE
MINT: I'll be good...
COWORKER: We are having a leaving party for AAF where we work tomorrow. You'll work it right?
MINT: Yeah, okay.
COWORKER: And you'll work the day after that even though it'll be a late night? And Sunday? And Saturday too? Great!
MINT: Wait, what?!
AAF: Thanks for doing this, this party's pretty awesome.
MINT: That's okay, we're-
COWORKER: *DRUNKEN RAAAAAAAAAGE*
MINT: O_O OH MY GOD WHAT
ACF: I'm really drunk. Can I have hugs?
MINT: Of course ACF
ACF: I'm going to miss you when I go back to Canada.
ACF: DRINKS ON MONDAY!
BOSS' NOTE: THIS PLACE IS A MESS WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NIGHT?!
WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK
MINT: I can fold up flat packed giftboxes in my sleep. Speaking of sleep, I'm going to do that.
BOYFRIEND: I have to go home now.
MINT: D: BUT NOW MY BED WILL BE COLD.
SECRET SANTA DEADLINE: Sooo...
MINT: ARGH *plotscramble*
GODFATHER: Come have lunch with us in Glasgow!
TRAINS: Fiiiiiiiiine, but you are standing on that platform in the cold for an hour before we take you anywhere.
MINT: OH COME ON NOW
GODFATHER: Happy late birthday!
MINT: Yay! *ker-lunched*
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING TIME!
MINT: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GET ANYONE AND CHRISTMAS IS THIS WEEK AAAAAAH!
RED5: Hey, we have some pretty cool stuff!
SHOP SHOP SHOP SHOP
MINT: OH CRAP! TO STIRLING!
TRAINS: NOT SO FAST! *delayed!*
MINT: I MADE IT!
MINT: IN A MINUTE *failure to giftwrap*
ACF: TO THE PUB!
So yeah, that's why I'm lame and wrote a lame post last time and it was lame again this time and I'm going to go finish writing that secret santa now...